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    Although we love getting emails, scan through this list of answers and see if you find your question here.  If you’re still lost, you can reach us here.

    How can I pay you?

    We process credit cards through the secure server directly on our website. You can pay with your credit card or with your Paypal account. If you only work with the barter system, you can pay with back rubs, frozen steaks, velvet paintings or oil changes. If you prefer to gamble, you can challenge us to a game of HORSE. If you win, the shirt is free, if you lose, you pay double. Seriously.

    What size shirt should I get?

    Our shirts generally run a little small, so if you’re typically in between sizes, get the next size up to be safe. Our shirts are soft, fashion-fit and meant to be a little more snug than normal. Also keep in mind that it’ll shrink a little the first time you wash it. If your shirt shows up and you think it might be too small, put that thing in an envelope and mail it back to us for a free exchange. 

    Where are all the girl-cut shirts?

    All our designs are unisex shirts. If you see a shirt that you’ve absolutely gotta have in a girl’s size, get in touch and we’ll see if there’s enough demand to add it to our inventory. In the meantime, we’re heavily stocked in men's smalls and mediums, so that might work too.

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    Don’t worry, we’re legit. Check out our privacy and security here.