Black Dynamite

Listen here you jive chumps! Wearing this shirt will keep you tight and out of sight. It'll shake the tree by the roots, rake up the fruits, rip it up out the ground and find out what's goin' down. It's meaner than two fat suckas wrestling over pork chops and greens, and it's even badder than having an 8-track in every room. Can you dig it?  This design is printed on a Gildan 100% cotton shirt.