Contests

Too broke to buy a shirt?  We know how it is, that’s why we make our own.   Here are couple of ways you can get one for free.

Facebook & Twitter

Every week through our social media posts, we have some self-serving contest with a free shirt as the prize.  Maybe Joe’s cat ate some Floam and he doesn’t know how to get him to puke it up. Darin screwed up with his girl last week and she’s giving him the stinkeye, so he might want some advice on how to make things right. We’re pretty helpless with our personal lives, so we’re going to need your help to act like normal human beings. The weekly winners will get free shirts. Believe me, we’re the ones getting the better side of the deal here. Each week you can count on us giving away a couple of free shirts to the person with the best answer – and since we’re relatively new to the web, your chances of winning are pretty good.

Newsletter

Once or twice a month we send out a newsletter with new shirts, new contests and some generally funny stuff.  Each newsletter will have some contest exclusive to the mailing, with the prize being either cash or free shirts.  Sign up for it here.

Just Ask

Seriously.  Do you want a free shirt?  Convince us.  If you’re local, maybe show up and give us a singing telegram dressed like toothpaste. If you’re not, do it on youtube.  You can send us a funny email, write us a poem, write a rap song, I don’t know, this one is up to you.  You can use our shirt designs as inspiration for what you do or just do something completely random.  Just do something great to entertain us and you’ll get a free shirt of your choice.  Stupid submissions get nothing.  In fact, if your request is so bad that we regret learning how to read, we’ll send a tiger over to your apartment to maul you and rip out your piercings.